my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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-J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via taitetsu)f (via writingsforwinter)
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when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
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