- Teacher: How much is a gram?
- Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is