Perhaps…Perhaps the birds outside my window, on the telephone wire, are machines. Machines placed their by the galactic sellsword companies waiting for the moment I am most vulnerable and ready for recruitment. Watching me and counting the seconds -ticktickticktock- waiting until I would say yes and be whisked away into a bit war I want no part of.


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spookytotodile:

lebronlames:

spookytotodile:

racistmom:

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family


minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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aduhm:
shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST
intensional:

whydospn-merlindothiswhy:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

Look at all those ducks


legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now
kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.