replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
it’s the annoying mom hair cut
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
"Maybe the world isn’t meant for people like us," I said.
“What do you mean, ‘people like us’?” She asked.
“People with free will,” I said.